Oh god

Pineapples soaked in vodka will fuck you up and make you a beligerent fool.

more haikus

7.
Runaway with me
to a place where nothing grows
and everything dies.

8.
You might notice me
the way that I notice you
if I were thinner.

9.
There's a ghost sleeping
where you used to lay your head
but without your smell.

10.
Walk away from me.
No. It's better if you run.
I wouldn't blame you.

11.
Fingers in my hair
as we sway in the kitchen
thinking, "This is love."

12.
I'd never been more
wrong than the moment I thought
I had all of you.

Haikus fom Nashville

1.
At the store I thought
that I saw you twice and hoped
I could bring you home.

2.
I bought some blue paint
for my bedroom that scares me.
Sleeping with lights on.

3.
My fear of the dark
was easily healed when you
would cocoon my spine.

4.
I love being here
in this fucking heat and not
knowing anyone.

5.
Mom makes soy meatballs
and invites more people here
but I miss you most.

6.
I liked the way you
looked at me the last night we
could spend together.

Let's talk about sex

Will it fit?

a) YES!
b) Make it fit!

Oh me oh my, I'm gonna miss my friends when I go to Tennessee.