Tuesday, July 22, 2008

An announcement

Contrary to what you may have heard, I'd like to set the record straight. Chopan is a dirty rumor spreader.

I am not a hooker.

...but I do anticipate a slut phase in my near future.

3 comments:

James said...

it's good that you leave a heads-up for this kind of thing on the internet.

misanthropic bastard said...

definitely the surest way to raise random google hits.

the pro of linking this to illustrate my point outweighs the con of being found out for a hack writer.

Angel Surdin said...

"Slut it up!" that's what I always say.

(Or, that's what I used to say. When I went out, anyway.)

(Which, I'm sorry to say, is hardly ever these days.) (At least, not in Columbus.)